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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Papoose Tries Sneaking Handcuff Key to Remy Ma Wedding

Remy Ma and Papoose

The scheduled Remy Ma and Papoose wedding at Riker's Island on Monday (May 12) was called off after Pap was caught trying to sneak in handcuff keys.

According to a report from the New York Daily News, jail officials abruptly stopped the scheduled wedding service, when they found "jail contraband" on the groom, they said.

"A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband, so the wedding was canceled," the official told the paper.

"The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use," he continued.

Due to the incident, Papoose will not be able to see his fiancé until November -- or six months. (Source)

What a ghetto love story this is hilarious! Atleast we know Pap rides for his.

14 comments:

chrissy snow said...

i got some ideas bout this here

*he did that shyt on purpose to AVOID marrying her ass cause he was too scared to say he really didn't wanna get married in the 1st place so he was like BY JOVE I GOT IT!!!!! imma sneek a key into the jail get caught, all my worries will be over or........

*remy told papoose to do that shyt thinking they was gon pull a mofo natural born killers type thing bust out of rikers, and be on the lam from the law, running all over the damn U.S. and the whole time they happy and in love lmmfao they need to stop

Jay Midnyte said...

lmao me & my bitch right. The Documentary.

chrissy snow said...

iono what da hell they was thinking J i cant stop tripping offa that mess tho

Jay Midnyte said...

where this nigga get a spare key???

chrissy snow said...

lmmfao those handcuff keys ain't that hard to come by, one key can prolly unlock any kinda handcuff, so maybe he got it from a kinky sex toy handcuff set him and remy had

hell, this what i wanna know, if he hadda actually gotten to the point of unlocking her, then what???????

Jay Midnyte said...

do a quick hair change anything to change how u looked whil locked up... keep ya head down and act like you were one of the visitors and get uncontrollably happy as you move through the exit doors and slip into the hoopty that Pap brought. Which, by the way, doesn't start and an officer asks you whether you're having trouble...

chrissy snow said...

lmmfao ahhahhahhahhahh okay but how you just gon shake the guards they go everywhere the prisoner go....splain that J.....lol

Jay Midnyte said...

idk i need your help on this one lol

chrissy snow said...

lmmfao ain't no plausible way around it J, unless............the guards were really members of they entourage, yeah that's it, and they snuck in the jail, chlorofomed the real guards, took they clothes put them on, unloocked remy, then they walked hurriedly throo the doors with remy dressed as a guard too, and pappoose just left the same way he came in......

Jay Midnyte said...

a surge of black C.O.'s in Rikers huh? lmao a group of black guards marching out the prison

chrissy snow said...

who said they was black J?????? they can't have white boys, chinese, chicano people busting em out?????? lmao

Jay Midnyte said...

LOL UHH NO...
they can't have white boys, chinese, chicano people busting em out

that would be even more suspicious

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

oh my days what a fool. they just made my mess of the moment installment

Joyfalula said...

Bonnie & Clyde! This is ghetto love at its finest!

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